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Kisine to Kuch Aur Bola Tha…!

Who on Earth is this “Kisine”?


: A Hilarious Blog by Dr Sunil S Rana 


Somewhere out there, in the mysterious parallel universe of half-baked advice and confident ignorance, lives a person called… “Kisine”.


I’ve never seen them. Never spoken to them. Never found their phone number or address. Yet, they are everywhere. They’re the Einstein of WhatsApp forwards, the Google of neighborhood gossip, the Nobel Laureate of “mere chacha ke dost ke bhai ne bola tha” science.


And every time I’m in my clinic, “Kisine” turns up-never in person, but always in conversation.


“Doctor, Kisine bola tha ki 3 months se pehle kitten/puppy ko vaccination nahi lagwana chahiye.”

“Kisine bola tha ki diabetes ke patients ko meetha khane se koi problem nahi hoti.”

“Kisine bola tha ki raat ko khub pait bhar ke khana khane se neend achchi aati hai.”


And my personal favourite from one client:


“Kisine bola tha ki dog ke gums pe toothpaste lagao, par brush mat karo. Brush se unke teeth gir jaate hain.”

Yes. Apparently, toothbrush is now a weapon of mass tooth destruction.


The Ghost of Bad Advice

What frustrates me isn’t just the advice-it’s the fact that nobody ever tells me who this “Kisine” actually is.

Ask them kisne bola tha…? and suddenly there’s awkward silence. Eyes roll upward like they’re trying to remember, but I suspect they’re just trying to make eye contact with the ceiling fan.


I imagine “Kisine” as a person wearing a lab coat, a stethoscope, and a cape, flying from house to house distributing expert advice on topics they know nothing about. From pet care to politics, diet plans to DIY dentistry - Kisine knows everything.


My Patients vs. “Kisine”

Most of my clients bring their adorable pets for check-ups. But every now and then, they also bring in the ghostly presence of Kisine.

I’ll be explaining why timely vaccination is important, and suddenly - BAM…!Kisine’s theory will land like an uninvited pigeon on my head.


“Doctor, par Kisine to yeh bola tha…”

At that moment, I have two emotions:

1. Infuriation - because wrong advice can harm the pet.

2. Pity - because the poor owner doesn’t even realize they’re quoting a phantom professor of nonsense.


Beware the Kisine Syndrome


If you’ve ever heard yourself say, “Kisine bola tha…”, please pause. Take a breath. Then ask yourself -

• Kisne?

• Kya unka naam hai?

• Kya unke paas koi qualification hai?

• Kya woh Netflix pe “The Crown” ke saath “Veterinary Science” bhi dekhte hain?


The Final Word

So next time someone tries to justify something with “Kisine bola tha…”, smile politely, and ask kisne?

If they can’t answer, congratulations - you’ve just spotted another piece of pure, undiluted, 100% “Kisine” brand gyaan. Best to laugh, ignore, and carry on.


And if “Kisine” is reading this…

Please visit me. I have a thousand questions for you, starting with -

Bhai, tum kaun ho? 😄


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