Who on Earth is this “Kisine”? : A Hilarious Blog by Dr Sunil S Rana Somewhere out there, in the mysterious parallel universe of half-baked advice and confident ignorance, lives a person called… “Kisine”. I’ve never seen them. Never spoken to them. Never found their phone number or address. Yet, they are everywhere. They’re the Einstein of WhatsApp forwards, the Google of neighborhood gossip, the Nobel Laureate of “mere chacha ke dost ke bhai ne bola tha” science. And every time I’m in my clinic, “Kisine” turns up-never in person, but always in conversation. “Doctor, Kisine bola tha ki 3 months se pehle kitten/puppy ko vaccination nahi lagwana chahiye.” “Kisine bola tha ki diabetes ke patients ko meetha khane se koi problem nahi hoti.” “Kisine bola tha ki raat ko khub pait bhar ke khana khane se neend achchi aati hai.” And my personal favourite from one client: “Kisine bola tha ki dog ke gums pe toothpaste lagao, par brush mat karo. Brush se unke teeth gir jaate hain.” Yes. Appare...